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Men!!
Mar 18, 2006 17:15:15 GMT
Post by lizziebethuk66 on Mar 18, 2006 17:15:15 GMT
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive > blonde woman from West Virginia arrives and bets twenty thousand dollars > ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. >> >> She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm > completely nude." >> >> With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and >> yelled, > "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" >> >> As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... >> >> "YES! ?YES! ?I WON! ?I WON!" >> >> She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her > clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other >> dumfounded. >> >> Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" >> >> The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching." >> >> Moral - >> >> Not all West Virginians are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but > >> all men are men. > > >
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