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Post by lizziebethuk66 on Mar 13, 2006 14:46:04 GMT
A GAGGLE OF GHOSTLY GAGS
Q: How can you tell if a ghost is flat? A: Use a spirit level!
Q: Why are ghosts such poor magicians? A: You can see right through their tricks!
Q: Where does vampires keep their savings? A: In the blood bank!
Q: What's a ghost's favourite airline? A: British Scareways!
Q: What kind of ghosts do they have in hospital? A: Surgical Spirits!
Q: Who speaks on behalf of the Ghosts Union? A: Their Spooksperson!
Q: What's a ghost's favourite food? A: I-Scream!
Q: Did you hear about the love sick vampire? A: He became a Neck-romancer!
Q: Where do ghosts go on holiday? A: The Isle of Fright!
Q: What do you call a ghost who haunts the town hall? A: A night mayor!
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Post by lovehatetragedy on Mar 14, 2006 17:26:29 GMT
Hehehe. got any monkey jokes lizziebethuk66?? I just love em.
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Post by lizziebethuk66 on Mar 14, 2006 22:06:40 GMT
haha ok ill go look
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